i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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