i barfeds in our rink
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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