Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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