quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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