Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Randomize
