Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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