I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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