i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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