My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Randomize
