...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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