My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Less talking, more tequila
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
