Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
my poor anus
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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