i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
