I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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