i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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