He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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