Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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