do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
NoShamevember. You game?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Randomize
