we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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