Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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