but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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