I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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