he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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