I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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