maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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