Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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