Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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