About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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