i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
