There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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