Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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