you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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