Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You are a genius and a whore.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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