idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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