the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
third nipple confirmed
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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