If i could tip my vagina, i would.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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