mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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