Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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