Can Purell be used as lube?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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