Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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