Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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