Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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