Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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