Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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