i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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