Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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