apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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