quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
