See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i just sent this text using only my big toe
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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