We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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