Me. At least after what I've been through.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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