Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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