The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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