As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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