your room smells of hookers.
And success
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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