Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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