I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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