Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
wow bdsm is so cute
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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