Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
We left an ass print on the piano.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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