Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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