he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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